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No thanks to Hizzonor Al Sharpton, Jr., Slowjoe Biteme zombies are being imported to Pittsburgh!!!

Quote:PITTSBURGH — The City of Pittsburgh is preparing for asylum seekers to come on Greyhound buses.
There’s very limited information on who they are and where they’re coming from, only that they could arrive sometime this weekend.
They’re preparing to give people a safe place here at the convention center.

Pittsburgh police are monitoring the Greyhound bus station and the convention center in preparation for a group of asylum seekers.
“We’ve been working with a variety of agencies to put together a little bit of a Welcoming committee so anyone who does come here will have an opportunity to get some rest while they wait for a bus,” said Maria Montano, press secretary for the mayor’s office.
Montano confirmed to Channel 11 that a group of approximately 1200 is expected to arrive in Pittsburgh sometime this weekend.
These are not asylum seekers being directly brought from the border, which got national attention as the pandemic-era immigration policy called Title 42 ended Thursday.
Sharpton Jr’s insurection says the group of asylum seekers expected here is coming from a detention facility, but they don’t know which one.
Cara: Do you think some of these asylum seekers might want to call Pittsburgh home?
Montano: Some of them might want to, but I think the vast majority are looking to reconnect with their families and their communities, wherever they might be.
The group will be welcomed into the convention center staffed by volunteers from multiple non-profits.
Pittsburgh police released this statement saying in part:
“At this point, there is no indication of an immediate influx of asylum seekers, but that could change at any time so the city is in contact with several local partners to ensure it is prepared.”
Those who arrive will be given phones to use, food, and drinks.
“We are really proud of Pittsburgh, it is the mayor’s vision to make Pittsburgh the most welcoming city in America, doesn’t matter where you come from or who you are, you are welcome here in the city,” said Montano.
HIZZONORS’s spokesperson says nothing is set up yet inside the convention center.
They’re just waiting for word on when buses could arrive.

Yeah, we know, Philthy has been importing zombies for years, but now Pittsburgh is going to DEFZOMB 1 status - lock 'n' load - man all battlestations!!!

Demtards, trying to make Sector 4 into Shitsburgh since 1932 - a proud demtard tradition!!! Angry Angry Angry